Tarzan!

Swingin' on a rubber band

Smacked into a frying pan

Now Tarzan has a tan!

Jane!

Flying in an air-o-plane

Crashed into a highway lane

Now Jane has a pain!

And Tarzan has a tan!

Cheetah!

Rockin' to the beat-a

Got bit by an amoeba

Now Cheetah is Velveeta!

And Jane has a pain!

And Tarzan has a tan!